Gather round, to hear the tale
Of a smelly black doggie with a fuzzy black tail
All through the day, and through the night
She whines and fusses and causes a sight
When she freaks she does exude
A smelly unseen cloud of noxious “ewwww”
That when my delicate nostrils meet
Smells like Fritos stored near a dirty bum’s feet
To this day I do not know
Why she whines and carries on so
On hearing other doggies speech
That from the alley-side does breach.
